titusthebathound:

TINY MASTER GAVE ME A BATH, BRUSHED MY COAT, AND DRESSED ME IN MY BEST COLLAR FOR OUR FAMILY PORTRAIT.  HE WORE HIS BEST FUR, AS WELL.  DON’T WE LOOK HANDSOME?

MY LITTLE MASTER IS ALMOST CORRECT.  I WOULD KILL ON HIS COMMAND TO DEFEND HIM FROM HARM.  BUT I CAN TELL THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN A REAL THREAT AND TINY MASTER BEING A FEISTY PUPPY WHO LIKES TO SCARE THE OTHER PUPS IN THE HOUSE.  I AM A GOOD DOG.  I WOULD NOT HURT ANY OF MY BIG MASTER’S PUPS.